论语·尧曰

据说518是我要发的意思。反正不管怎么说这三个数字排在一起是很吉利的。两年前的518，我去美国使馆签证，并顺利拿到。这事也没什么好纪念的，就用这个来做个记号吧。希望以后还能像当年签证一般的顺利。去Gter竟然还发现了我当年发的庆祝帖，莫名惊诧啊。其实当年过得挺水的，具体细节就先不谈了吧，反正是过了。贴出来和大家一起看看。

本人的情况实在是糟糕透顶，问题多多，不过最近F1的形势实在是好，加上运气不错，pass了。签证官JFMM

M:Hi , Madam
V:Hello. So why are you going to the US?
M:TO pursue my bachelor’s degree in chemistry in ***
V:***?
M:Yes
V:Why ***?
M:Well, you know it is located in a quiet city……
V:(laugh)Oh? You have been there before?
M:No, my mother visited there several years ago.
V:OK.
M:And its department of chemistry is pretty good.
V:Uh-huh.
M:Besides, I have a friend studying there as a sophomore, maybe she could help me with my…er…English.
V:(laugh)Your girlfriend?
M:No, no, please(laugh)
V:Why did your mother visit ***?
M:Can I say it in Chinese? Hard to explain.
V:No, your English is pretty good!
M:Professor *** invited…….
V:where did you study English?
M:In Beijing, of course.
V:Show me your parents’ income.
M:(Submit)
V:Would you please wait a moment?
M:OK
(10 min later)
V:What do your mother do?
M:She is working in Ministry of Civil Affairs, in charge of social welfares.
V:OK. Your father?
M:He is a colonial in the army, working for military supplement.
V:OK. You have been to Australia?
M:Yeah. Do you want to have a look at some photos there?
V:Oh no. What kind of this visit?
M:(趁机递照片)We were a student group, living in the host families……
V:OK.(Suddenly)Oh, you have applied visa before?
M:4 years ago.
V:What kind?
M:F-2.
V:(阴云密布)Visit your parents?
M:No, my uncle.
V:What does he do?
W:He is a professor, in the school I am going to.
V:(Laugh)Family relationships…..
M:(Laugh)
V:When did he leave China?
M:I am not sure, before I was born.
V:So your passport doesn’t show that you have been rejected.
M:I lost my old one.
V:Can you prove it?
M:Sorry……But if you need one I’ll get one the next time.
V:Everyone says that.
M:(想起)Maybe this will do……it is the copy of the Australian visa on the old passport.
V:Uh-huh. We have to know that you you really applied visa and rejected as you said. How many times have you applied?
M:Twice.
V:OK(operating computer)
Would you please go to window 1?
M:Thanks! And have a nice day!

今天下午有四个签证官：JFMM，YYMM，美男，还有一个黑mm。美男依旧见一个过一个，除了干掉了几个大爷大妈。YY出来一会我就走了，看见她据了一个探亲和一个F1。
JFMM很有耐心，跟我蘑菇了接近半个小时。之前她花40分钟才摆平了一个英语奇烂的mm。黑mm我没注意。
接近两年的寄托路总算走完了，我终于赶在高考之前搞定了一切。感谢Gter的朋友从考托福、申学校到签证对我的巨大帮助。以后有空还会回来看看:)